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Archive for January, 2009

THE WRITER AS DEVIL

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
 
JOHN to the audience.
 
     QUESTION: Are writers visible in mirrors?
 
     This goes back to the Christian notion that any creature lacking a soul would not produce a reflection in a mirror. But, actually, with a few exceptions (and I think we all know who they are), writers are visible in mirrors, [...]

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As many of you know the writer John Updike just died at the age of 76. By a freak accident (he was the keynote speaker at a writing conference in Princeton, New Jersey, where I put on a workshop) I once spent part of an evening with him and we also had breakfast the next [...]

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WRITER AS ESCAPE ARTIST
 
John changes the sign on the easel (to WRITER AS ESCAPE ARTIST) and over his shoulder asks the audience a question which he then goes ahead and answers.
 
JOHN:
 
     QUESTION: Do writers (who are known to stay up all night and sleep all day) burst into flames in sunlight?
 
     Sunlight renders [...]

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WRITER AS ILLUSIONIST
 
Lighter in spirit than the first part.
 
 
JOHN: 
 
     QUESTION: Will religious symbols ward off writers?
 
     Holy water does not affect writers other than it gets them wet, and getting them wet might really aggravate them. The same is true of religious symbols.  Simply holding them up in front of a writer [...]

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I thought it might be interesting to follow up the last six months’ posts on writing with this little presentation. It is different from a traditional play—there’s only one person, me, for starters. But also the material focuses on inner discoveries of people who share some common stories. However for each, the truth is a [...]

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